Latest 100 Statuses
TFW you've been so hyper-focused on modern fortification that you forget what a castle is for an RP.
Had to call paramedics at work today, which is always the most fun ever. /s
Fairly recently, actually. Maybe April?
2 likes:
puddingpunter,
Donut Look Now
When was the last time you saw more than 100 users online on Roleplayerguild?
1 like:
Punished GN
My beloved Nikola who is (HEIGHT) tall
1 like:
Crimson Flame
Me watching my editing friend add commas to my writing: wow this is some wizard stuff right here
Credit to Copy Replays for drawing my PFP; an OC lesbian Sith Warrior removing a non-canon Vette's slave collar from the SWTOR MMO. Good artist. Check her out for KOTOR stuff.
1 like:
Vixere
You won't pull that off sitting inside.
A friend passed after a long battle with cancer last night. She was so bright and bubbly. Her presence felt warm and safe. My heart is heavy. Im just glad she's past her pain
7 likes:
Jerkchicken,
Foster,
puddingpunter,
POOHEAD189,
Vixere,
Star Light,
Nanaya
Every time I see an ad for a Ryan Reynolds film I think "That's so dumb." Then I go see said film and am blown away. I highly recommend "IF."
2 likes:
Candlelitsoul,
POOHEAD189
Have you tried finding the Avatar?
9 likes:
Vesnic,
Crimson Flame,
Aalakrys,
The Grey Dust,
puddingpunter,
The Savant,
Qia,
Nanaya,
Donut Look Now
I will continue regaining my honor.
2 likes:
The Savant,
Nanaya
*wii music plays*
2 likes:
Crimson Flame,
Nanaya
Nobody seems to be on this late at night. It's quiet, and lonely.
same dude
I want to live a more alive life. I want to love. I want to overcome strife. I want to wake one day and no longer have to fight my ancient enemy. The one who noone else can see. A demon inside of me
2 likes:
Vesnic,
Star Light
First mosquito bite of the year... Gaaah!
1 like:
POOHEAD189
Not sure why I’m still doing this.
Happy Friday y’all.
they should let me into the presidential debates as like a stage hazard. i should be like the negligent drivers in onett, plowing into whichever seniors don't heed the warning that i'm coming
4 likes:
Zeroth,
POOHEAD189,
GubGar,
Yankee
Sorry for lack of replies. Having a rough week...
1 like:
Star Light
Workin' on myself, the counselin' is not easy/Don't you point a finger just to point a finger/'Cause critical thinkin' is a deal-breaker/Faith in one man is a ship sinking.
Tfw you break out of one closet only to realize you're stuck in another one is ✨wild✨ ..0/10 would not recommend..
I will be unavalible all weekend as I will be at a larp. I
5 likes:
Vesnic,
Marlowe,
The Savant,
Bugman,
JewelSerket
Would you like pineapple on your paychecks?
2 likes:
Vixere,
Donut Look Now
whats up gangsters
2 likes:
Vesnic,
fledermaus
When corporate gives you pizza instead of money x.X
4 likes:
Jerkchicken,
The Grey Dust,
The Savant,
Lexisheeps
Missing the days when I could just pop a DVD into my external player and have it play on my laptop without the need of a player app from the ms appstore (all roads seem busted atm).
3 likes:
Vesnic,
ScreenAcne,
KazAlkemi
Taking some time off, had a really bad migraine today. I'll also be going on a work trip these next couple of days so I need to rest.
Sick right now. I feel dizzy, have a slight cough, but just really warm and run down. All I want to do is sleep, but laundry and writing call to me, and I can't ignore either.
Tomorrow is the final day of my current position before my promotion is in effect at work. Unfortunately, they're having me "clopen" by closing Friday and opening Saturday on my first actual day lol
3 likes:
Vesnic,
Venus,
Candlelitsoul
Brain on fire--But not whose you'd think! Don't tell me you've waited this long to check out last week's Envisionings post?!
telkjplang.wixsite.com/xmen…
It's hard to rise up when you're getting pinned down.
2 likes:
Vesnic,
Vixere
Finally made some progress on a story I've been tossing about in my head for awhile. It may never get done, but who knows. I haven't deleted it yet, so that's a good start! Lol.
2 likes:
Candlelitsoul,
Mole
@Ampersand: The Shin Megami Tensei series is a darker Pokemon in many ways, though they tell very different stories. And there's probably lots of monster gacha-games with darker settings.
3 likes:
Ophelia,
Letter Bee,
ampersand
I so dang booorrreeddddd rn!!!
hi
2 likes:
Foster,
Nanaya
It's sad when my motto of "I'm drunk and high and can drive better than you fucks." becomes true.
3 likes:
blindwoofer,
Nanaya,
Nix
Don't you love it when your dad tells you that you should euthanize your happy, well-adjusted cat because she has a relatively minor digestive issue? I don't! What a good night I am having!
3 likes:
POOHEAD189,
PrinceAlexus,
Nanaya
I do not recommend having a 12 day work week. It's kind of a bad time tbh.
2 likes:
Crimson Flame,
PrinceAlexus
Staying in my set boundaries. Her phone somehow got run over by a car and she called me from the hotel. Didn't answer. She left a message, wanting me to buy her a new one. No.
12 likes:
MurderVictim,
Crimson Flame,
Zeroth,
Marlowe,
puddingpunter,
The Savant,
Vixere,
Star Cat,
bafflingbookish,
IAmAugustReign,
EchoWolff,
JewelSerket
Looking for a long term roleplay partner <3
6 likes:
Candlelitsoul,
The Savant,
SporkoBug,
Star Cat,
Nanaya,
Visyn
*clack clack goes the keyboard*
1 like:
The Raven Calls
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
3 likes:
AlteredTundra,
GubGar,
bafflingbookish
It is what it is
1 like:
Tim the Yeti
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
3 likes:
Zoie Hart,
Yankee,
Elite Minor
Me wanting a 1x1 Rp because I find it easier to work with than with groups, only to find that all of it is adult content
5 likes:
Crimson Flame,
Marlowe,
Zoie Hart,
Vertigo,
Visyn
Well, a little while ago I posted a planetary address for a planet in No Man's Sky to a website. It is now the most liked address on the entire website. Wowie.
2 likes:
MurderVictim,
POOHEAD189
Meh...
1 like:
Tim the Yeti
Update : 26 YEARS OLD! 💜
11 likes:
MurderVictim,
X Fiendfyre X,
Hey Im Jordan,
POOHEAD189,
LadyAnnaLee,
SporkoBug,
Qia,
Shu,
JewelSerket,
Elite Minor,
OfTheValley
Dion? Like Celine Dion?
4 likes:
AlteredTundra,
nightmare medx,
Shu,
Elite Minor
it's been 7 days since Dion said something in the status bar....i fear he may be lost to us...
1 like:
nightmare medx
The best fruit is obviously the Sea Cucumber. 50% Sea, 50% Cucumber.
3 likes:
Otakuforreal,
Shu,
Elite Minor
Having pretty privilege as a man is tough but I make it work
3 likes:
AlteredTundra,
nightmare medx,
Elite Minor
Shout out to tomatoes. The most real fruit.
3 likes:
Tim the Yeti,
nightmare medx,
Shu
FIBSH
robotfishrobotfishrobotfishrobotfishrobotfish
Ever since I learned that the 2005 King Kong film directed by Peter Jackson features a companion book outlining the fictional biology of Skull Island, I have wanted to use it as a setting for an RP...
2 likes:
Zoie Hart,
Elite Minor
pineapples reign supreme
1 like:
JewelSerket
I’m a banana fan personally
1 like:
JewelSerket
Just type.
Shout out to Cherries. The real best fruit. (/lh)
shoutout to pears best fruit easy
1 like:
JewelSerket
Challenge everything
3 likes:
Marlowe,
KazAlkemi,
Elite Minor
SPORTS
3 likes:
Marlowe,
KazAlkemi,
The Raven Calls
A
3 likes:
Marlowe,
KazAlkemi,
Elite Minor
E
3 likes:
Marlowe,
KazAlkemi,
The Raven Calls
Ahh depression while finding out you're being ghosted. <3 the best
Absolutely LOVED Primal and eagerly awaiting more episodes. The dinosaur designs in that show hit perfectly on the part of my brain still living in my little kid dino obsession.
1 like:
MurderVictim
You'd probably enjoy the animated series Primal, Tim. I've been on a Bronze Age fantasy binge myself recently.
1 like:
Tim the Yeti
I gotta say, using the stone age as a backdrop for a fantasy world rather than the typical medieval and beyond is an interesting idea and should be done more often imo.
1 like:
Zeroth
VSauce's video on if chairs exist is mindblowing like I've never.
1 like:
Elite Minor
Did the void answer back?
2 likes:
POOHEAD189,
Elite Minor
Screaming into the void
2 likes:
KazAlkemi,
Elite Minor
The second thread of my RP, Noble Arms: The ASEAN War, is 7 months old, but the overall storyline has lasted for 22 months.
2 likes:
PaulHaynek,
Master EffeX
DO NOT LOOK UP "PEN ISLAND"
1 like:
GubGar
YES
anyone here play Warframe?
board
somethings never change, huh?
2 likes:
Candlelitsoul,
fledermaus
I found out that they're not pursuing arson charges against my mother. How do you like that? She gets off scott free, and we get to clean up the mess.
1 like:
Elite Minor
Just want to go home and lay down. I'm tired of the stress and the anxiety. Yesterday was hard enough, and I don't know how much more I can take.
3 likes:
Foster,
Zoie Hart,
Elite Minor
hejjo
Low-key completely forgot about this place 💀 I'm going to make it today's goal to catch up on posts.
3 likes:
POOHEAD189,
blindwoofer,
Elite Minor
Oh dear…
2 likes:
POOHEAD189,
Elite Minor
You've heard of the Infamous Sphere of Annihilation... Now get ready for the Dildo of Destruction...
3 likes:
Crimson Flame,
Dark Cloud,
Elite Minor
I've been around on other accounts for at least 7 years, I think. Hard to remember but I feel like I was 17 or 18 when I found this place and I'm going on 26, so. Been a fun mostly-decade.
The phallic stimulation toy of consequence rarely arrives pre-lubricated.
8 likes:
Lord Wraith,
The Grey Dust,
puddingpunter,
The Savant,
PrinceAlexus,
nightmare medx,
Vixere,
Elite Minor
Been in old guild too, man I miss the autosave feature.
I was around for oldguild, but I wasn’t that active. Although I do remember guildfall because I lost a good RP.
I've been here since Oldguild.
1 like:
rush99999
Tomorrow will be a great day...
1 like:
SporkoBug
Fun vibe tbh
I've been on this website for almost a decade and I don't know who the fuck most of you are
12 likes:
Jerkchicken,
Crimson Flame,
HaleyTheRandom,
puddingpunter,
AwesomeZero5,
Majoraa,
Zoie Hart,
KazAlkemi,
Qia,
Star Cat,
Nanaya,
Elite Minor
I’ve also been on this stupid site for a decade. And I haven’t RPed with a lot of you.
5 likes:
The Savant,
SporkoBug,
Qia,
Star Cat,
Nanaya
I've been on this stupid site for an entire decade now and it's been fantastic, thank you all so much
11 likes:
MurderVictim,
Crimson Flame,
Punished GN,
X Fiendfyre X,
Vixere,
Vertigo,
SporkoBug,
Yankee,
IAmAugustReign,
Nanaya,
Lexisheeps
Connection lost...muse not found...attempting to reestablish dream sequence...
3 likes:
Crimson Flame,
KazAlkemi,
Nanaya
Happy Mother's day to you Moms out there!
Tenacious D in 7 hours, motherfuckers
do these