As of this moment - I will now go and get a tissue box and put it beside my computer. I have laughed until I cried a total of three.. four times, reading all of the amazing posts here. Where did all of you people come from? This is awesome!

Kio - We will be keeping your mage's books safe for heem. *evul snicker*

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‘What will my death be like?’ he thought- and knew at once
with abrupt certainty, that it would be just like his life:
... the same balance of bearables.
~Amis