"Haha! Today's the day!" Ari was excited while she sat at the table for breakfast, her mother smiled and placed a plate of food in front of her, the teen quickly dug into her plate shoveling spoonfuls of food in her mouth "Uf goft fu eaf fickwe uf I...." she swallowed hard "... want to get my first Pokémon and start my journey as quickly as possible!" she told her mom and pushing the now empty plate forward "Finished!" Ariana chirped standing and shifting the bag on her shoulder and walking towards the door "I'm off Mom!" she called running out their house "Alright dear. Be safe and don't forget to call" Ariana nodded and waved over her shoulder and tossed back "I won't talk to ya soon!!"

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Goku:Hey Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something?
Piccolo:What is it.
Goku: Your not human either right.
Piccolo: Yeah.
Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg right.
Piccolo: What about it.
Goku: Are.... Are you a Yoshi?
Piccolo: Yes Goku. I'm a green fuxking dinosaur!!
Goku: Can.....Can I ride you?
Piccolo:..... *scowl*-TFS's Dragonball Z Abridged Parody: Episode 2 on Youtube