"What a cute Pikachu!"

"Mom, your smothering Sparx!" Said Pikachu didn't seem to mind as he snuggled in her mother's arms "So you named him Sparx?" she asked Ari, who nodded "You do know that Pewter City's Gym leader is a Rock/Ground user right? Pikachu won't work well against Brock's Pokemon" Ari gave her mom an off handed wave and took Sparx back "We'll be fine, I'll just catch a Caterpie from the forest and evolve it... or something, but I've gotta get going. Later Mom" Ms Green just shook her head and sighed as she watched her daughter run out the house "Be safe Ari."

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Goku:Hey Piccolo. Mind if I ask you something?
Piccolo:What is it.
Goku: Your not human either right.
Piccolo: Yeah.
Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg right.
Piccolo: What about it.
Goku: Are.... Are you a Yoshi?
Piccolo: Yes Goku. I'm a green fuxking dinosaur!!
Goku: Can.....Can I ride you?
Piccolo:..... *scowl*-TFS's Dragonball Z Abridged Parody: Episode 2 on Youtube