Oh yes, Welcome, welcome, welcome.
I shall be you host for this post. Who am I? Why, I am the Stalker of the Stalkers, the Baker of Cookies, the Warrior with the Frozen Sword of Cookie Dough, the Destroyer of Society, and Enemy of the Anti-Bake Goods Communism Party.
I see you are still here and that I didnt scare you away... thats good. Means you'll fit right in! Have a cookie! *Holds out tray of triple chocolate fudge cookies* Enjoy both the cookie and your time here!
__________________ It is well that war is so terrible - otherwise we would grow too fond of it. ~ Robert E. Lee
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. ~ Joseph Stalin
You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. ~ Eric Hoffer My RP Preferences |