Hmm.. i don't think i can list them all.

I jumped out from a moving train and broke my elbow. (It didn't looked that fast from the inside.)

I wanted to eat my ice-cream while watching anime, but i was called to help mom, so i put the ice-cream into the freezer with the spoon. And when i finished i happily sat back in front of my pc, turned on the anime and after a few seconds i found my tongue stuck to the spoon. It was really painful.

I have really bad navigation skills, i can get lost even at home sometimes. ("Where is that damned kitchen?")

Once we walked backwards while talking backwards for a whole street. We made a lot of people smiling or laughing.

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