Come to australia then mate, I've heard Australian english described like this:

2 parts english
2 parts slang
1 part swearing

for the most part down here thats accurate and half the time the slang uses words that others would consider swearing that we don't (bloody, bastard, cunt etc. its just common speech here)

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