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Alright, I see that this place has a section for artistic works, so ill display some of my own:

Most of it is on here:
reityhe's gallery - Fanart Central
And a couple stories (due for editing since a friend of mine copied them from my paper and posted them here:
reityhe's gallery - Fanart Central

Then this:


And Im working on another.

Enjoy your viewing, constructive criticism is welcome.

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Precious Metal (OOC), Perilous Metal (IC)

Pretty good pixel-artish stuff. I like that Valkyrie the most. Keep them coming.

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Thanks, another picture will be coming soon, Im working on it currently.

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I mightily beat my fists into the keyboard while yelling “I AM GOD.”
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Precious Metal (OOC), Perilous Metal (IC)

Until then, here's some written work:

Exercise on different points of view, style, and psychic distance.

Spectator on the bus:

A fat man pull the cord the indicated it was his stop. He gathered his possessions, consisting of a derby, a briefcase, and a newspaper, and pushed his considerable bulk to the white line behind the bus driver and waited for the bus to stop. When it did, it halted with such suddeness that the man toppled over and thundered down the stairs,, landing with a plop into the well, his chubby face pressing agasinst the door. Dazed, but unhurt, he exited the bus when the driver finally managed to get the dented door open and faced the surprised gazes of people at his stop, breathless and embarrassed. As he turned to walk up the street, gathering his shattered poise about him, a bird dropped the contents of its bowels on the brim of the his hat, forever stealing his dignity in the eyes of his fellow commuters.

Crow riding the roof of the bus:

She sat on the back of the huge, metal beast as it raced through the dwellings of the non-flyers. The wind ruffled her her shiny, black feathers as she preened them, occasionally finding a tasty mite to gobble down. Pleasure was so hard to come by in her difficult life and she liked the feeling of flying without spending the required energy to do so. Suddenly, the great beast stopped. She was used to it doing this from time to time, but this time a shuddering impact, accompanied by a loud bang, startled her into flight. Annoyed by the sudden, strenuous effort, she circled back to find the cause of the beasts distress, and saw it open its mouth and belch out an enormous non-flyer. In disgust, she flew over it and let it know, in the only means of communication she knew they understood, exactly what she thought of being disturbed. Then she flew off in search of that dragonfly she'd seen earlier and had ignored, in favor of her, then, comfortable perch.

The bus driver (with a sicilian accent):

I was driving my bus, well, the citys bus, for the umpteenth time on my route, when, predictably, that fat bastard rang the stop bell. He always does it a long way from the stop, as if I, a lowly bus driver, need the time to tell my leg shift from the gas and press on the brake. Anyway, like I've told him a thousand times, he gets his fat ass up outta the seat and stands, huffing and puffing in my ear. At this point, I've about had it and slammed on the brake, okay, I admit it, a little too hard. And guess what? His fat ass doesnt stop moving when the bus does, and he flops down and almost breaks the door from its hinges. Then its almost impossible to get the door open afterwards. Finally, when I do, he steps out and gets crapped on by the biggest bird I've ever seen. You shoulda seen it. Funniest thing I ever saw.


And:

Little stopsigns in life

You know youre on stress overload when:

* You start talking to plants- for advice.
* Youve chewed all your own fingernails and are eyeing your spouses
* Youve developed a twitch- to go with your other four.
* You start making simple spelling errors- like in your name.
* You find the startling noise of your neighbors fluffing their pillow makes you jump
* Your dog posts a sign that says "Beware of human"
* Youve been watching the television for hours- and the set isnt even turned on.
* You have an attack of road rage- and you havent even left your driveway.

A few inescapable truths are:

* If it sounds too good to be true and is destined to turn out not to be true, you just invested in it.
* For every win-win situation, theres a third party without a win- that would be you.
* If you put your best foot forward a baby stroller will roll over it.
* The best things in life are free but the ones intended for you will be delivered to the wrong house.
* If you see a shooting star it will be in the moments before it lands on you.
* If everythings coming up roses, youre at your own funeral.

You know its going to be a bad day when:

* You return from vacation and theres a new name on your mailbox
* You stop at Motel 6 and they turn of the lights.
* Your boss tells you not to bother taking off your coat
* You jump out of bed and miss the floor.
* The bird singing outside your bedroom window is a buzzard.
* Your horn gets stuck and your on a freeway behind a group of Hells Angels.
* You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
* You call the answering machine service and they tell you its nonoe of your business.
* Your income tax check bounces.
* You step on your scale and it flashes "Tilt! Tilt! Tilt!"
* The suicide prevention hotline puts you on hold.
* You call the suicide prevention hotline and Dr. Kevorkian answers.
* You call the suicde prevention but mis-dial and call the Nike sales line instead, and they tell you "Just Do It".
* As a moving van unloads, the first four items down the ramp are dirt bikes.
* Your brakes go out just when a patrolman asks you to pull over.
* The university where youve willed your body to science tells you they'd rather not wait.

You know youre depressed when:

* The cloud thats been following you has been piked up by the Doplar Radar and will be featured on the 6 o'clock news.
* You start crying uncontrollably during the bonus round of jeopardy.
* Youve driven 68 miles on a freeway with your left turn signal blinking.
* The most exciting part of your day is counting paint granules on your ceiling.
* Youve ordered every product on every infomercial ever featured on TV. Twice.
* While talking to yourself, you realize youre not interested in what you have to say.

You may feel downhearted when:

* Your credit card gets rejected at a car wash.
* You win some sort of sweepstakes but you mistake the prize patrol for Jehovahs witnesses and dont open the door.
* The employer who three months ago said you were indisposable suddenly disposes of you.
* Your daughter elopes with the leader of a motorcycle gang who has twice as many tattoos as brain cells.
* Youre the lead car of a 100 car pile-up.
* You discover your date has a mate in another state.
* Your electric company turns of the power in the middle of a dinner party with your new in-laws.
* Youre at the end of your rope- and you suddenly realize its a live electric wire and youre standing in water.

Did you know that:

* For every action theres an equal and oppeostie government program
* When driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
* If you think no one cares you exist, try missing a few bills.

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I mightily beat my fists into the keyboard while yelling “I AM GOD.”
Mine:
Precious Metal (OOC), Perilous Metal (IC)

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I mightily beat my fists into the keyboard while yelling “I AM GOD.”
Mine:
Precious Metal (OOC), Perilous Metal (IC)