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| I'm mean, not average. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Eagleland | On Evony: A Rant I'm sure you've seen the advertisements somewhere. If you play games on the internet, or even watch videos, you're bound to run into them. They are the ads for Evony, a poorly constructed internet game designed by the Chinese as a method of spreading malware and to spam advertisements. On top of this, they don't even veil the fact that they use sex to advertise. If you click on one of their links, you are almost certainly believing you're headed to a porn site. Coding Horror: How Not to Advertise on the Internet Has a great article showing the advertisement progression, starting with an armor-clad knight, and ending literally with just a picture of breasts and tiny text saying "Evony". Check the link. You'll find I'm actually understating the issue. REAL Evony Ad ![]() But that's not all. Noted game critic and marketing expert Bruce Everiss points out on his blog that Evony is malware (Is Evony malware? — Bruce On Games), and why you shouldn't play (Don’t play Evony — Bruce On Games), and even the further detrimental effects of joining (More about Evony - Bruce On Games). Popcap even ridicules them (Wonderland: PopCap's Evony ads parody for Plants vs Zombies), as well as lesser known blogs and gaming sites (NFOpocalypse Blog Archive Evony: It’s official… worst ad campaign ever.) (This EVONY ad on McCovey Chronicles: Is it one of the worst and most annoying....agree/disagree? ... - McCovey Chronicles) (Is Evony malware? - GamerNook, The Social Network for Gamers) As a result of criticism by people like Bruce, and even the Guardian (the reputable London newspaper), the Chinese owners of Evony have chosen to sue the two sources for libel using an Australian firm to use Australian bureaucracy as well as long distance courts to stop them. (Online gaming: Has Evony become the most despised game on the web? | Technology | The Guardian) (Evony want to sue me for telling the truth — Bruce On Games) (Internet Drama: Evony Suing Blogger - Quarter To Three Forums) It's difficult for sources like Bruce and the Guardian to fight back (this article explains why Why use Warren McKeon Dickson to threaten me? — Bruce On Games), so Bruce has appealed to use the Streisand Effect to fight back. (Streisand effect - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) Most people know by now that Evony is malicious. Please help spread the word, since it seems that reputable news outlits cannot. Thanks for your time. As Mr. Everiss requests in his final article (concerning the Streisand Effect), he doesn't want a victory for obliviousness by having to remove the information, so as a result, he requests that it be spread to as many sources as possible, even if he is given no credit. Original text of these articles is preserved in the spoilers below. Spoiler But even if you fell for it, it's not enough that it's malicious: it also sucks as a game. It has poor, unbalanced quality (http://www.mmocrunch.com/2009/06/10/evony-review/), and claims to be free which is technically true, but offers ungodly bonuses to anyone who is willing to pay (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=121929248368) Last edited by Colonel; 08-26-2009 at 09:12 PM. |
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| Original Gangsta Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA | Okay I've seen them too. They annoy. But I've got one thing to say about their ads: They damn well know how to catch attention because those are some nice tits. |
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| I'm mean, not average. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Eagleland | |
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| Original Gangsta Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA | I could |
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| The Easily Amused Join Date: Feb 2009 | I ignore the hell out of them. Being a total heterosexual and all, the cleavage holds no power over me. |
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| Original Gangsta Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA | Well they're smart. They censor it out so you'll click it. Who doesn't wanna see nice tits? |
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| I'm mean, not average. Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Eagleland | Quote:
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Evony doesn't actually include any pornographic images. That's why one of the links I provided is to an article aptly commenting, "tricking perverts into playing a poor civ clone". | ||
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| Original Gangsta Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA | Don't be shy, Colonel. We all know you watch porn. But so does 80% of the American population, so...yeah. |
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| The Easily Amused Join Date: Feb 2009 | Having said that, they're still annoying. Somewhere out there, I just know there are people clicking them and fueling their endeavors. That's what bothers me. Not all of the internet population is bisexual, sorries. |
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