08-26-2008
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The IRC News
 Welcome to the IRC News. For all those who cant reach the IRC for any reason and some who just love the randomness that goes on in there and want to relive it!! Sometimes we may have guests on our show! So, just ask in the IRC or PM one of us as we'll see. Mwahaha. Organisation rocks. I'll post today's updates soon! Last edited by splash13 : 08-28-2008 at 11:10 AM. 
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08-26-2008
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Todays news straight from inside Karth's rectum! The remains of local forum-master and all-round good guy, Mahzkrieg, were found here earlier by a team of professionals who wish to remain anonymous. Mahz was found on a pile of empty baked bean tins and Crayola-brand crayons, the best crayons for rectal insertion.
*accepts advertising sack o' cash* In other news, Twitchers was recently arrested for drinking battery acid, and suspected rabbit eating, but was unable to comment, due do having died repeatedly.
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 'Oh, it's good to be a dwarf, with a cow, not an 'orse, kickin' arse all 'round the year!' - Rapps Cattlesmasher, Dwarven Cow Rider.
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What the hell were they doing there? o.o
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As you slide down the banister of life may the splinters never point the wrong way" Any advertisment you want on my sig? PM me at... ..... Just Pm.
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08-26-2008
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Thank-you, that was Falcifer reporting live from Karth's rectum.
Now, just to remind you; Top Story: Unlovable Twitchers, the drooling maniac has been jailed for Multiple Rabbit Consuming. Also: A brick wall has been arrested for interfering with justice when it stood in the way of Twitchers as he tried to flee from the scene of the previously mentioned crime. Thirdly: Splash returned today from a 5-day break. Her internet stopped working randomly. Only two people have said they had missed her. Sad, sad news.
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08-26-2008
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I got declined from the eduction i applied for....
And i am one of the two mentioned people who missed Splash. Yes i am a proud smoker! (it means i consume cigarettes trough inhalation)
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Sow good and good is what thy will reap. Sometimes i like to add a bit sarcasm to the concoction, but it only ends in irony. Hail to England! Future plans. More info coming.
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08-26-2008
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And now the Weather with me! LordWalsh!
Tonight there will be some scattered cabbage showers, followed by some blue Lighting and quiet thunder. Tomorrow morning, the will be a 60% chance of Awesome and lollypops will rain from the sky, as Splash's "Airplane o' Lollys" explodes above the cloud line. The next day there will be a 0.000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of a Zombie Apocalypse, so be prepared with extra food, a shotgun, and a Hyper-disk launcher. Thank you and Good Night.
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Join the Fight! Pentagram Chronicles Save the world from the Demonic invasion, or lead it! You decide! __________________ What's the scanner say about his power level?! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! WHAT?! 9000?! __________________ Sophie: Alright Calcifer, let's get cooking! *Puts frying pan on Calcifer* Calcifer: Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.
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08-26-2008
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In further news, Lokki Zarr-Gr..Grungulk....
Lokki Zarr Gumball's claims of being a smoker were put to the text about ten seconds ago, where he was set fire to by a reporter whos identity is undisclosed. Reports say he is a rather attractive man. I'll bet they're right.
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'Oh, it's good to be a dwarf, with a cow, not an 'orse, kickin' arse all 'round the year!' - Rapps Cattlesmasher, Dwarven Cow Rider.
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08-26-2008
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...You guys scare me with this 'news business'.
I suggest you collect it all in one big post, and then post it, it would seem more organized. :]
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No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous.-Henry Adams (1838 - 1918) If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.-Doug Larson
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08-28-2008
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Latest News!
Greetings Fools. Welcome to the first half of the IRC News for today... with me, Splash!!
Earlier today the RPGuild Forum starting getting real slow for some of us for some strange reason unknown to mankind!!! *gasp* During this incident a girl escaped from the insane asylum and smashed the Forum with a large boulder of... poop. She was later arrested when somebody reported abuse. (thats such a cheesy joke  ) Also, parts of Chuck Norris were found in Karth's amazingly busy and unforgetable chest hair... thats just sick... WHY KARTH!! WHY!!! :'( Another of our top stories, coming in a bit late; last night Twitchers somehow made it into Falcifer's head and ate his brain, he was unsatisfyed and soon left Fal's head to help 'The Wall', his partner in crime, escape from IRC Prison. We're still looking for them both... damn sly... Notice: WANTED £/$000,000.1 Reward Twitchers and The Wall That is all from me for now... Fal and Walsh will be up later for more updates on the Karth's Rectum story and your unpredictable weather. 
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08-28-2008
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It's time for mah part!
It's the Weather! With me! Weatherman Walsh! Tonight there will be a 57% chance of meatballs and uncooked macaroni, as Harsh's Famous "Mac and Meatball Surprise" explodes. Due to the fact that Ava just added Nitroglycerin to the Recipe. Let's just say that Harsh now has a great view of the Mountains. Tomorrow, there will be 0.555% chance of hailstones the size of mini-vans falling from the sky! Bring a tiny umbrella for comic hilarity for those around you! The next Wednesday, expect some scattered showers...AND NINJAS! Thank you everybody! And good night! Or good morning! Whatever! *Waves, then Karth drops a safe on him* I'm a-ok!
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Join the Fight! Pentagram Chronicles Save the world from the Demonic invasion, or lead it! You decide! __________________ What's the scanner say about his power level?! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! WHAT?! 9000?! __________________ Sophie: Alright Calcifer, let's get cooking! *Puts frying pan on Calcifer* Calcifer: Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.
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