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I am a blonde, I would like to get that stated now, before I go off blabbering about all the stupid stuff I do and have done.

Dumb injuries first (feel free to laugh at me, I do):
-I cut my lip so bad I needed stitches on a chair leg (I was six years old and I'm still trying to figure that one out).
-I broke my arm by tripping over my own foot.
-Sprained my ankle so badly that I needed crutches for three weeks by jumping off the porch.
-Sprained my ankle again by having an imaginary sword fight with an imaginary oponent, at one point jumping and landing wrong. By the way, my overactive, mildy realistic imagination caused me to loose that one.



Now time for random stupid stuff done durring blonde moments:
-I once heard a cow, and thought it was a horse (in my defense I had just been kissed)
-Mixed up the names of some of my coworkers.
-Answered my dad's cell phone thinking it was mine (thank goodness it was only my brother calling)


And now the other stuff:
-I talk to my characters, sometimes in pubilc, be it a character in one of my stories or one of my RP characters, I talk to them. Though with the story characters, it's usually because of the fact that it kind of helps me plot.
-I talk to books, I argue with them from time to time as I read. Though I have also been known to MST them.

I'd like to point out that nasty bruise you had on your forehead, Angel. Got that one smacking face-first into a counter top. And you can't blame the Cow-Horse thing on me.

Now, on to me...

The standards
-Made lots of things asplode unintentionally, including my backpack and a coke. And my hand.
-Successfully created the moodiest computer in all existence, which beeps rudely at anyone but me that attempts to use it.
-Discovered that the walls of a local Asian restaurant, which look like they're cushioned, are not.

Roleplaying Stuff
-Made a blackguard blush
-Convinced a goblin that my skinny little swashbuckler was in fact a dark deity of destruction and he shall worship me.
-Royally pissed off an ancient demi-lich by claiming his favorite oil spring as my own.
-Pissed off said demi-lich more by informing him that he had a stupid name. Which he did.

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When the pope came to town I held up a sign that said FUCK THE POPE.

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All that is defined mostly to the large cities, juvenile delinquency is underlined, thus parents think something is going wrong with the environment. Adults create the world, children live it. Juvenile delinquency is always rooted in adult delinquency. And in this process, parents are to blame when children grow up among adults who refuse to recognize anything that is fine and good, or worthy of respect.

Well when I am at work (in a children’s clothing store in front of a food court in a mall) I sometimes dance to the music. Yeah it looks odd.

Ohh and making out in public…which I hate doing but you can only say no so many times. (I left him instead lol)

One more thing, talking very loudly about more private things. (Like auguring about whether or not it’s really a good thing to have big boobs due to more expensive bras the bigger they get and which styles are more comfortable)

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Oh, wow, stupid thongs, eh?

-Talk to myself.
-Trip over myself.
-I once yelled "Testicles!" whilst wandering randomly through the schoolyard with a few mates, yeah, lots of fun.
-I zone out frequently, then, when coming back to reality, will answer with; "What?"
- I have frequent arguments with people over the smallest details, e.g; the exact lines an actor recited during a movie.
- I switch personalities frequently, one moment I'll be violent, the next, completely nice, then back to violence.
-I have genuine blonde moments, however, have never been blonde, ever.
- I sometimes don't unterstand the simplest thing, like the concept of figuring out a hypotaneuse, even when it's explained to me five times over.
- I frequently crash into things, walls, doors (Closed or open, it doesn't matter which), Chairs, feet, people... parked cars...
-I trip up stairs every day, thus, they have become my arch nemisis.

Oh, and I argue with myself in my mind.

I also imagine people dying horribly gruesome deaths in my mind, but that's a story for a 'What sort of freaky shit do you do?' thread.

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My latest RP; Done, but not started or posted anywhere.
Disclaimer: Yes, I swear regularly. No, I won't stop: Get over it - where I'm from, this is completely fucking civil.

Ohh some more 'dumb' things I have done:
Slammed my bro's hand in a door at Elvis Presley's house
Slammed my bro's hand in a car door outside a grocery store.
Broke my bro's nose in a fight


Hmmm, what else... meh, I think that is the worst of it :]

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God, and I thought I did some dumb stuff.

Well................I argue with my alter egos a lot(dark wolf and omega will never leave me alone)
I trip on the air
In sword practice, I have stabed my self in my leg with a scimitar
I've cut my hand on said scimitar, twice
and i roll down hills for no reson

dumb enugh for ya?

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Heres another dumb thing...

Last night I went and rolled a house, but it was no normal roll. My cousin had his friend drive us down about a quarter mile away from the dude's house we were supposed to roll. So, we run down the road, two rolls for me, two rolls for him. So, we get up there and he throws the first rolle in and out a tree pretty well. Then I throw mine into another tree across the yard, and then I throw my other roll onto the guy's roof. My cousin still has his other roll when the two guys walk out of the house! We jet down the road like there is no fucking tommorrow and I hide in someone's yard behind a trailer, while my cousin keeps running. Finally, my cousin reaches the car and they drive off. A few minutes later, I peek out from behind the trailer and look at the two guys that came out of the house looking straight at me! But then, luckily, my cousin came back, car door open they came to a solid violent stop, and I rushed and literally dived in the car door still open and we drove off at 60-70 down the road.

That was one helluva night.

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I've noticed that a lot of people on this site claim to have alter ego's or different seperate personalities. I mean...a lot.

Not a bad thing, just making a observation.

Another dumb thing I do is that when I have the TV on, or someones talking to me while I'm writing...i'll accidentally start typing or writing what their saying. X_X And I wont notice, so when I go back later to read it'll have a small part of a conversation not a part of the story.

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I've actually spent time around people who have legit multiple personality issues. It's genetic on my mom's side. I can pretty much assure you nobody here honestly has any sort of alter ego or anything of that nature. It's just silly internet stuff.

Seriously. People who really have that kind of thing are terrifying. These are just people saying stuff to say it.

To contribute, I once played D&D during a tornado while the power was out using candles and lanterns. Looking back, that was not such a good idea, but man was it fun. I miss being a kid sometimes.