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Name-Joey dics
weapon-infinite flash-bang grenades
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Today, the Idiot Platoon moves to Sinjar, Iraq.
Insurgents are everywhere in the area and need to be stopped. Good luck Elite Platoon! (Not really, we are hoping for their death.) "Hey, Mr. Insurgent!" Insurgent: ALLAH HU AKBAR! ALLAH HU AKBAR! "OH FUCK!" *Hits with a crowbar* Insurgent: All... A... A......... "Wasted!" Insurgents (Alot of them!): ALLLLAAAAHH HUUU AKKBAAAARRR!!! "Sunuvabitch run! It's a whole friggin' suicide bombing platoon?! Wait... Whats a platoon?" They charge at me while I randomly swing the crowbar around thinking... *BANG* "Oh sorr- Oh it's just one of the Jihad peoples... Yaaaay a kill!"
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In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row. Last edited by jakeozzy : 08-01-2008 at 05:48 AM. Reason: A KILLZ! :D |