NOW we can start the party.

What's up, Guild? I've been wanting to get into RPGs forever, but I haven't been able to get my friends to play one yet (they are interested; we just haven't had time). Anyway, a bit of Googlework and here I am. Forum RPG exists. Fantastic! Oh, Internet, you never let me down! I'm into all kinds of stuff, RPG-wise. As for system, I say no system. As for subject, let's see. Well. It's all good, I guess. Some sci-fi, some fantasy. Modern, past, future. Let's rock! Way too many exclamation points here. I promise you can take me seriously.

Right.

Now what do I do?

Welcome to the Guild, TheInspector!

Glad to see you're enthusiastic about joining. I hope to see you wandering around here some time. If you happen to have any questions about the forum or need some help getting around, feel free to ask me or one of the other Comrades. We're the users with italicised usernames, and we'd be happy to lend a hand if you need it.

Welcome to the site, Inspector.

If you haven't had a chance to look around too much yet, I'd recommend starting here. (It should answer most of your basic questions.)

Otherwise, have fun and I hope to see you around the forums.

Nice. Thanks both of you.