SIMUALTANIOUSLY LAUGHING AND CRYING.

Arson resulting in man slaughter prooooooooobably also ends in death penalty.

Cause Texas.

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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

Arson resulting in man slaughter prooooooooobably also ends in death penalty.

Cause Texas.

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So do it properly and don't leave evidence, derp.

just leave a shirt there that says

"Put Weiners Here" with an arrow pointing up.

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Originally Posted by Svenn

just leave a shirt there that says

"Put Weiners Here" with an arrow pointing up.

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And burn a hole on the mouth.

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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

And burn a hole on the mouth.

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and put the girl on the movie called "teeth" behind it.

Jessica Alba? Seems legit.

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Originally Posted by Ozymandias

Jessica Alba? Seems legit.

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no.


Jess Weixler

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

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Originally Posted by Kill Bones

You don't know she lives there. Maybe she's going door to door selling blowjobs.

Quick, get some money out.

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She's like a girl scout.

Whenever she went by the houses of all the good, Christian, right wing men they all told her they already bought some from her father.

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Originally Posted by Card VII

She's like a girl scout.

Whenever she went by the houses of all the good, Christian, right wing men they all told her they already bought some from her father.

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I laughed so hard I cried.
Quotes list.

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Originally Posted by SmexySpiral

THERE'S THIS CHICK I ABSOLUTE DESPISE THAT GOES TO MY SCHOOL AND IS FASCINATED WITH ME.

I WAS PLAYING WITH MY DOG OUTSIDE WHEN SHE CAME OUT OF THE HOUSE THREE DOORS UP FROM MINE.

SHE'S BEEN ASKING WHERE I LIVE FOR TWO YEARS AND I REFUSED TO TELL HER BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT HER ANYWHERE NEAR MY OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.

AND SHE LIVES IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD AS ME.

WHAT THE SHIT.

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LOLOLOL