Gave my Kinect to my dad

For Christmas, I know I'm so selfless. So he went out and bought PGA13 golfing game for Kinect. My dad is the most composed person I know. I think the only swear word I've ever heard him say is "damn." Listening to him play in the living room since I crashed here last night is quite frankly scaring me. He's stomping around, yelling obscenities and I'm pretty sure I heard him break something. He just screamed "fuck you commentator"

I'm scared.

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what.
How do you rage at golf? Is that even a thing?

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Originally Posted by Butter

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what.
How do you rage at golf? Is that even a thing?

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It's happening. It's happening right now. Motha Fucka Needs Jesus

He is playing with a friend too and his friend just said "They've got something against us." and my dad says "It's a black person conspiracy." =|

tell him to use his dong as the golfing club

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Originally Posted by ♥Cordi♥

It's happening. It's happening right now. Motha Fucka Needs Jesus Tiger woods.

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ftfy.