Dear Jorick and Ace,

I have two.

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Originally Posted by Toellner

I have two.

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Sophi and who else?

I have one... I think.
Unless one popped up while I was looking away.

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Originally Posted by TripMyHop

Sophi and who else?

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I think he's moved on. We had our drunken night together.

I have a spam crush. and its a secret.

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I find this whole thread a little sad.

I have a couple legit ones. They shall remain nameless.

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Originally Posted by Squee

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I find this whole thread a little sad.

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Cheer up =D
It's not like you're dead or- oh.

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Originally Posted by Squee

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I find this whole thread a little sad.

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And it's all your fault, too.

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Originally Posted by Jorick

Depending on what you mean by this, I have two possible responses.

1 - Yeah, because one more person having a Spam crush on me would freak me out? There are some people here who can't stop talking about my dick, I think I could handle another simple crush.

2 - I've seen some shit, man. Doesn't matter who you have a crush on, it wouldn't freak me out. You could tell me you want to fuck your coffee table and I'd probably just nod and take it for what it is.

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Two fits best for the direction I was trying to take that, but I suppose one works as well. Cheers.