One of them at least. It was to ask out a very certain girl, but today I learned she's a Morman, and she can't date until she's like 16. So yeah. FML.
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One of them at least. It was to ask out a very certain girl, but today I learned she's a Morman, and she can't date until she's like 16. So yeah. FML.
Elope to Shanghai and create your own drug trafficking organisation, and then once you have enough money, change your identities so the two of you can live happily ever after. It's the only logical way.
Ask her anyway so she can have conflicting feels about her beliefs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sporian
She's pretty sure in her faith, but that might change as we go along. For example, she doesn't let me say "oh my God" around her.
Yeah.
Turn into a sparkling vampire and/or Mitt Romney.
Or... A sparkling Mitt Romney! The result will overwhelm her with both faith and fangirl-ism, she'll have no choice but to date you!
No idea why Romney now characterizes the Mormon faith xD
Tell her that you heard the voice of God and he told you to ask her out.
It'd be defying Gods' will to say no.
Win-win?
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Originally Posted by Kangaroo
Brilliant.
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Buuut... Say God can't influence love, so what then? :3 We need a foolproof plan here!
You could say you were respecting her faith, so you asked the almighty what you should do. Then you can make up a story that he sent you a sign like the wind blowing in her direction, and so even though you know it's against her morals he has to try to ask her out because, y'know, god. And then she'll say yes, and you can have 2.5 children, get married, and bam. HAPPILY EVER AFTER until you divorce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Butter