Name's Allen, How ya doing?

I found this place through a link on a completely site, so what's good?

Welcome MrAllenJ. Are you new to Role playing or just new here? Either way take a moment to read this Guide as it is the quickest way to get up to speed on our methods. If you have any questions just ask, I would be happy to be of assistance.

Horrible
Absolutely horrible!
My dog just upped and committed suicide!
My Cat ate a bunch of Catnip and is tearing up everything visible!
My hat stole my mother!
and my lavalamp ate my sandwich!
I am doing horrible!