Make a celebration thread for reaching my 1337th post, but I missed it by 4 posts. So this is now a Spiderman thread.
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Make a celebration thread for reaching my 1337th post, but I missed it by 4 posts. So this is now a Spiderman thread.
Just fyi, that's not web on his floor. It may be white and stringy, but...
But I cleaned that up for him D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozymandias
Why do so many superheroes have sexual deviance radiating from them? Spiderman covers New York in his stringy, white whatsit every time we see him. Batman is always wearing that questionable rubber latex and insists that his young companion wears lycra. Wolverine has all that pent up angst, hence all the 'grrrr, fuck you I'm Wolverine' shows of aggression.
Not to mention Batmans main love interst looks like a dominatrix. Meanwhile you have Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver giving the state of georgia a run for its money.
Exactly.