Last time I heard you were a woman
I guess I'm being lied to
So I came up with this new way to play with your junk.
I call it 'The stranger'.
Let me explain- When you go ahead and begin watching pornography stick your hand in a bowl of ice. After a while, when you want to get down to spanking the monkey, take the hand out of the ice. The experience is as if someone that isn't you is playing your penis.
This visual queue should be lolwut?
lmao. Is that like when people purposely cut of circulation long enough to make their hand go numb?
I JUST SAW THIS NOW. I love all of you.
ALSO: HI! I'm Jayne. Ask me anything!