I swear too much.

Look, the only way to stop cussing is using another word in it's place

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Originally Posted by Ommanipadmehum

Suggestions on how to quit?

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Think about the meaning of the word in the context, I mean the real meaning. Like if you were to say "What the hell" think about it. Hell is a place, so you might as well say "what the France". A lot of cuss words work like that.

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Originally Posted by Clirkus

Think about the meaning of the word in the context, I mean the real meaning. Like if you were to say "What the hell" think about it. Hell is a place, so you might as well say "what the France". A lot of cuss words work like that.

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So...
I will fuck you up.

Becomes

I will sex you up.

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Originally Posted by guster746

So...
I will fuck you up.

Becomes

I will sex you up.

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Haha it changes the meaning completely

'You're a bastard" becomes "You're parents weren't married.

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Originally Posted by Clirkus

Think about the meaning of the word in the context, I mean the real meaning. Like if you were to say "What the hell" think about it. Hell is a place, so you might as well say "what the France". A lot of cuss words work like that.

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'What the France'

I am totally using that now.

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Originally Posted by guster746

So...
I will fuck you up.

Becomes

I will sex you up.

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Well, it's a verb right? So replace it with another verb.
"I will beam you up."

FRENCH THE LLAMA

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Originally Posted by Clirkus

Well, it's a verb right? So replace it with another verb.
"I will beam you up."

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Beam me up, Scotty ;)

Oh I'll put my beam up something

Just take a shot of your least favourite liquor after every swear word.

Else failing that get someone to hit you every time you swear. And try not to swear as you get hit.