Me: *viewing the glitter/slitter threads*
My bro: *walks by* That's offensive!
Me: *rolls eyes* Homophobe.
Bro: What?
Me: Huh?
Bro: What are you talking about?
Me: ...There were pictures homosexuals on my screen and you said it was offensive... ergo, homophobe.
Bro: ...I didn't even see the pictures of homosexuals on your screen. @_@
Me: ...Never mind.

