Not a lot of spammers read the guild news, so I'll just extract the part you might have cared about.
Fun News
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Hey everyone. My name is Luna, and I was put in charge of the fun news. It is pretty cold out here, but I wanted to sing you an RpG Christmas carol. I hope you like it.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the site
Not a member was online, not even Antarctic Termite.
The offerings were hung by the alter with care,
In hopes that Mahz soon would be there.
The teens were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of the fonz danced in their heads.
And Kagamine in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our OOCs for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the server there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The Lunalight on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the Lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight modly reindeer.
With a little troll driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be his trick.
More rapid than speed posters his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
"Now Guru! now, Gat! now, Contra and Sniffer!
On, Gloin! On, Blackfire! on, on Izael and Sophi!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of mods, and Mahz too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Mahz came with a bound.
He was dressed all in awesome, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with spam and soot.
A bundle of banhammers he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a gundealer, just opening his shack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like Swan Rose's, his nose like a Cheetay!
His troll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the skin of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a handsome face and a magical belly,
That shook the ground when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!
He was skinny and powerful, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And picked up a hammer, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his mallet atop my nose,
Then giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
01-08-2013
Kagamine
Luna, we put this newsletter out like three weeks ago. :I
01-08-2013
★LunaLight★
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagamine
Luna, we put this newsletter out like three weeks ago. :I
Doesn't change the fact nobody in spam read it. They still didn't *giggles*
01-08-2013
Esper
0.o An interesting take on a classic to be certain.
