Why ME?

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Originally Posted by Freeze

I was half tempted to.
WAIT A MINUTE... Do bald people shampoo?


...oh. lol. no it's not victoria.
AND YES I WAS REFERRING TO THE SPARTA REMIX

Actually I live in Florida

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ewnotcanadaoraustralia

That is absolutely terrible! I hope nothing ever shits on me. Or pisses on me.

*knocks on wood*

I heard once to remove gum from hair use peanut butter. Maybe that would've worked?

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Originally Posted by Christiefries

Or pisses on me.

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That hypocrisy

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Originally Posted by Herzinth

That hypocrisy

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I mean IRL >_<

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Originally Posted by Herzinth

ewnotcanadaoraustralia

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*sigh* America will always be that foreveralone country.

Also, it's too late now to try D:

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Originally Posted by Freeze

I was half tempted to.
WAIT A MINUTE... Do bald people shampoo?


...oh. lol. no it's not victoria.
AND YES I WAS REFERRING TO THE SPARTA REMIX

Actually I live in Florida

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They probably just use body wash if anything at all. LOL

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Originally Posted by Freeze

I was walking on the boardwalk with my friends and something hard clocked me on the top of the head.

I thought it was some schnook who threw something at me.

No, a seagull decided to drop his excretion on me. THERE WAS LIKE A JAZILLION PEOPLE ON THE BOARDWALK

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lttbosvhkm1qht847.gif
I COULDN'T RINSE AND REPEAT ANYMORE

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Like, who are you and why are you posting stupid stuff in spam.

lolwhoamigaiz?

Just kidding, that's awful. :( the feels I had a pidgeon poop on my head when I was like 7. My dad was like "oh that means good luck" even at 7 I knew he was full of shit.

There are a lot of seagulls at my school along with ravens, crows, and other things. Also nearby at a park there's a HUGE colony of vultures. So I am no stranger to people being pooped on by birds. Fortunately I never have but once in Spanish the pretty snobby girl who sat next to me walked in and I noticed there was bird shit on her shoulder and I was kind of like "Uh... You have a little something on your shoulder there..." She looked and when she saw the expression on her face... Priceless.

A bird pooped in my mug during a field trip back when i was 8. Luckily it was before I had anything in the cup, so I avoiced drinking it. Bu I never forgave birdkind for that.

Also. The fucking seagulls here snatch food out of your hands trough divebombing.

Seagulls...

http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/u/...71Z76jPOhqQGw/

Demons of the WalMart parking lot...