That is absolutely terrible! I hope nothing ever shits on me. Or pisses on me.
*knocks on wood*
I heard once to remove gum from hair use peanut butter. Maybe that would've worked?
There are a lot of seagulls at my school along with ravens, crows, and other things. Also nearby at a park there's a HUGE colony of vultures. So I am no stranger to people being pooped on by birds. Fortunately I never have but once in Spanish the pretty snobby girl who sat next to me walked in and I noticed there was bird shit on her shoulder and I was kind of like "Uh... You have a little something on your shoulder there..." She looked and when she saw the expression on her face... Priceless.
A bird pooped in my mug during a field trip back when i was 8. Luckily it was before I had anything in the cup, so I avoiced drinking it. Bu I never forgave birdkind for that.
Also. The fucking seagulls here snatch food out of your hands trough divebombing.
Demons of the WalMart parking lot...