You are made Emperor of the United States. What do you do to improve the country?
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You are made Emperor of the United States. What do you do to improve the country?
Start demilitarizing the country. Try to decrease cost of military efforts significantly to start adressing huge debt.
Will edit post as i come up with things.
Declare Canada our protectorate, just to see how they'd react.
I'd improve America with lots of fire.
BATTLE ROYALS IN EVERY SCHOOL.
I'd introduce my
Bacon to the poor program. :P and my Bacon to the homeless program, don't forget my Bacon to endangered animals and talk show host program.
Also I'd give everyone bacon
Bacon on every table? That would be oppression to the Jews!;)
Why America, why not the universe ?
The Jews may have Hommus.Quote:
Originally Posted by ActRaiser
Commit genocide on an extremely large scale -- cull every morbidly obese American.