So, Apparently

Jelly Belly jelly beans had to find some way to make up for losing their ability to make those Harry Potter Every Flavor Beans.

Now they got some shit called Bean-Boozled. Two of the same color beans, but one is something fucking awful and you can't tell which.

Black Licorice-Skunk Spray
Top Banana-Pencil Shavings
Buttered Popcorn-Rotten Egg
Juicy Pear-Booger
Coconut-Baby Wipes
Berry Blue-Toothpaste
Peach-Barf
Caramal Corn-Moldy Cheese
Strawberry Jam-Centipede
Chocolate Pudding-Canned Dog Food

I recall accidentally eating an Earthworm flavor thinking it was brownie back when they made the HP ones and nearly vomiting, that one was easily worse than vomit, so I'm betting Centipede is most awful.

I just want to know how the fuck they make this shit. Like, Earthworm and Vomit both tasted like the smell of Earthworms and mud and...well, vomit.

I'm thinking maybe sometime this week I'll have to eat these. Maybe on Tinychat.

I remember I ate the soap flavored one.

I couldn't eat meat for a week because I kept thinking about it for some reason.

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Originally Posted by Squee

I remember I ate the soap flavored one.

I couldn't eat meat for a week because I kept thinking about it for some reason.

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That Earthworm jelly bean, I'm not even joking, is easily the most disgusting, foul thing I had ever tasted in my life.

I could almost imagine a worm wriggling around on my tongue. It may also just be the sheer surprise that made it worse.

Lol at this entire thread. I need to get some of these for party games.

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Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

Jelly Belly jelly beans had to find some way to make up for losing their ability to make those Harry Potter Every Flavor Beans.

Now they got some shit called Bean-Boozled. Two of the same color beans, but one is something fucking awful and you can't tell which.

Black Licorice-Skunk Spray
Top Banana-Pencil Shavings
Buttered Popcorn-Rotten Egg
Juicy Pear-Booger
Coconut-Baby Wipes
Berry Blue-Toothpaste
Peach-Barf
Caramal Corn-Moldy Cheese
Strawberry Jam-Centipede
Chocolate Pudding-Canned Dog Food

I recall accidentally eating an Earthworm flavor thinking it was brownie back when they made the HP ones and nearly vomiting, that one was easily worse than vomit, so I'm betting Centipede is most awful.

I just want to know how the fuck they make this shit. Like, Earthworm and Vomit both tasted like the smell of Earthworms and mud and...well, vomit.

I'm thinking maybe sometime this week I'll have to eat these. Maybe on Tinychat.

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No good choice with either of those two.

Get some orange slices

Place them on a plate

Get a lemon slice

Place it in between the orange slices.

Go feed them to someone distracted

Amusement.

I was given a box of those one time. Never opened it. Not worth it.

Eww licorice

Black Licorice < Skunk Spray

Just think of the poor bastards who had to taste test them. "Yep, that's the taste of boogers."

Would they have had to eat said substances to compare?

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Originally Posted by The Shepherd

Black Licorice < Skunk Spray

Just think of the poor bastards who had to taste test them. "Yep, that's the taste of boogers."

Would they have had to eat said substances to compare?

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You missed a dash or two. :)