Relationship Vent

[I'm in a committed relationship and my life rocks, my bitch got ass and tits for days yo and that personality sparkles like the rims on my imaginary bentley. I'd give ya'll relationship advice but I'm too busy being FUCKING AWESOME! To even start writin' shit down, like yo dawg your shit is whack and you'll never get what I got because I is what you not. Word mothafucka's.

Shit be awesome yo

Turtle out.]

You should get your anger issues checked out. <3

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Originally Posted by Turtlicious

[I'm in a committed relationship and my life rocks, my bitch got ass and tits for days yo and that personality sparkles like the rims on my imaginary bentley. I'd give ya'll relationship advice but I'm too busy being FUCKING AWESOME! To even start writin' shit down, like yo dawg your shit is whack and you'll never get what I got because I is what you not. Word mothafucka's.

Shit be awesome yo

Turtle out.]

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Turt, the [ B ] killed your hidden text on scroll over[quote=Thanks Herzi]

His words are like sheets of silk fluttering out of my computer and wrapping me in their soft, loving embrace.

Butyeah, good for you! :cool:

Day 1: I'm so lonely

Day 2: My girlfriend is awesome

Day 3: GOD KNOWS