==> Enter Game
commodityProphet (CP) has opened a memo on board COHORT CONVERSATIONS.
CP: Okay guys, I hope you all cleaned the putrid gunk out of your hear sponges today, because we are doing this shit.
CP: There's no backing out now.
CP: The plans have been thrown into motion in the most forceful way possible, and we are all right in the middle of them.
vehementArbiter (VA) has joined the memo!
VA: [Must you (onstantly spam these memos with your abrasi\/e need to post ea(h statement in a separate line? There is no rule stating that you (annot put more than one senten(e per post. See?]
CP: Shut up, asshole.
CP: No one cares about your stupid, turned up sniff nozzle opinions.
VA: [I beg to differ, lowblood. My opinions happen to keep many of your kind from being brutally murdered. On(e again, we see our self pro(laimed leader using his emotions instead of his mind. Just another reason why we should (hoose someone more (apable of (ontrolling themselves.]
CP: Oh shit, is the fucking nightmare clown cultist with more emotional issues than claws to count them on going to tell me about self control?
torpidWanderer (TW) has joined the memo!
TW: Guy s, ple ase don't fig ht ): You t wo hav e to get alo ng if we are go nna pla y this ga me!
uniformArbitrary (UA) has joined the memo!
UA: Hi acara :D I wuz abot to say the saim thing
TW: Hel lo Zin zie 8D
CP: Guys, let's stay on topic this time.
CP: For once?
VA: [I a(tually agree with Jabiko. We ha\/e to keep fo(used if we are to all join this game in a timely manner.]
inhumanParadigm (IP) has joined the memo!
IP: H'h', h'y, b'tch's, s'rry 'm l't'! [Hey, hey, bitches, sorry I'm late!]
IP: M'ss 'nd'g' bl'd's b'ng 'll m'dy 'g'n. [Miss Indigo blood's being all moody again.]
murderousParadox (MP) has joined the memo!
MP: ! would apprec!ate !t !f you d!d not refer to my per$onal!ty as "moody." ! am a well-mannered troll, m!nd you.
IP: Y'h, wh't'v'r. J'st g'v' 's th' r'n-d'wn, w'll y'? [Yeah, whatever. Just give us the run-down, will ya?]
darknessWithin (DW) and clockworkCreator (CC) have joined the memo!
CC: What the hell? Just starting the meeting with-o-ut us? I see h-o-w it is!
DW: I hate to agree, but the yellow blood was right. This was insulting.
IP: Th't d'dn't rhym'. [That didn't rhyme.]
MP: !t was a ha!ku.
IP: A wh't? [A what?]
CC: Haiku - an ancient style -o-f p-o-etry that uses syllable c-o-unts -o-f five, seven, and then five again.
IP: 'h. [Oh.]
MP: Anyway$, plea$e, expla!n to u$ the plan$ for th!$ game. My all!e$ and ! only seem to know the ba$!cs a$ to what we have planned.
//Hello? Are we still doing this?