Follow me if you can!

A simple man is brought into the light of world by an impulsive but talented magi(female) who see's great things in his future but only if he gets his foot out of the door. Their journey begin with him being hired by a band of mercenaries on a quest for blood and gold found deep in the dark mountains of the west. Will he survive his journey, will she get to see him find his destiny, or will it all end in a bloody hole in the ground?

The Farmer: An Unavoidable Quest.

Did I mention the magic?

Now why would I stick my neck out on a limb for some bratty enchantress?

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I CAST FLARE!

Same reason Bilbo did... but this time Gandolf has boobs....

Because I'm secretly a hairy wizard?

Lumberjacks have hair...

I'm a ninja lumberjack ninja wizard like Abe Lincoln!

So now I need to destroy some piece of jewelry because this diamond ring doesn't mean what it did before?