GOD, the last three posts of this thread are basically a fucking diet pill. Appetite gone. Monsters.
I don't bite my nails because I own a nail clipper.
I'm sorry. Please accept these puscakes cupcakes!
Result? I have almost no nails left, and my fingertips usually sting when in salt water or lemon juice.
I don't bite my nails either. As a result I can kill an infant with a direct stab to the heart using an outstretched hand.
You guys are all so weird. I trim my nails with clippers like a normal human being. High five Turt.
Now, back to staying in my house all day, talking to friends via Skype and never being social with more than 4 people at a time.