Solution (Re-vamped) -__-

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Originally Posted by DearJayne

NO SEX TALK.

Sexual tension doesn't work if you talk about sex

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TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE! XD

I need you to fertilize behind my cellulose walls.

I want you to peel my layers. Hard.

Dont get too close to my eyes or I'll cry.

Slice me.

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Sautee me in oil.

Pack me tight.

Im on sale tonight.

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idk whats happening anymore

ONIONSEX.

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

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Originally Posted by SlenderrMan

I need you to fertilize behind my cellulose walls.

I want you to peel my layers. Hard.

Dont get too close to my eyes or I'll cry.

Slice me.

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Sautee me in oil.

Pack me tight.

Im on sale tonight.

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idk whats happening anymore

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Umm...Things you'd say to an onion if you were trying to pick them up at a bar?

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Originally Posted by Krinos Solstice

Umm...Things you'd say to an onion if you were trying to pick them up at a bar?

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THAT'S RIGHT KRINOS! YOU JUST ONE FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

Krinos is the captain of obvious.

Everyone who has thus far posted in this thread (except Alphakoka) is awful. Rethink your lives, rethink your choices.

W. T. F.


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I'll say it FOR Jorick.

This thread is bad and you should all feel bad for it.