Retard Threads vs. Real Threads

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Originally Posted by Rusalka

Honestly, the only reason you're taking so much heat is because you threw yourself in the spot light. Give it a few hours and some other idiot will steal it from you, and then you'll be safe to derp as much as you like and no one will notice or care.

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What? No way! I fucking love derping around! :D

I just am too timid to make another post right now because I feel like if I make more than 3 in a period of four hours, I will have done something terribly wrong. Idk. I'm paranoid about the weirdest things. Like, I refuse to eat food while I am at someone else's house unless they specifically got it/made it for me. Even then, I pay them back double how much it took them to buy/cook the food. Always.

I also do not let other people pay for my things. Ever. That is a die-hard rule unless it is based on urgent necessity. Like, life or death. (Holidays and presents don't count).

Let's see... Another one... OH, I do not date women/men who dye their hair a "natural" color. Not because I find it unattractive or anything, I just feel awkward doing it. Idk lolz.

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Having everyone rag on me while I'm "in the spotlight" makes me laugh so fucking hard. Some people say the funniest things.

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And no one realizes it is all part of a diabolical plan.

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Lol idk what I'm talking about anymore.

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Originally Posted by SlenderrMan

I will have done something terribly wrong.

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There is no such thing as 'wrong' in spam. Only retarded.

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Originally Posted by SlenderrMan

What? No way! I fucking love derping around! :D

I just am too timid to make another post right now because I feel like if I make more than 3 in a period of four hours, I will have done something terribly wrong. Idk. I'm paranoid about the weirdest things. Like, I refuse to eat food while I am at someone else's house unless they specifically got it/made it for me. Even then, I pay them back double how much it took them to buy/cook the food. Always.

I also do not let other people pay for my things. Ever. That is a die-hard rule unless it is based on urgent necessity. Like, life or death. (Holidays and presents don't count).

Let's see... Another one... OH, I do not date women/men who dye their hair a "natural" color. Not because I find it unattractive or anything, I just feel awkward doing it. Idk lolz.

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Originally Posted by SlenderrMan

God damn it. I'm done making posts for a couple hours LOL.

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This is some sage advice, I hope you take it. I'm getting reports about you overuse of the word "Retarded" so I'm going to shut this one down while you chill and maybe expand your vocabulary. Thanks. :wave: