This is just for fun. Don't take anything too seriously. In hiders I will list your spirit animal. Click the image to find out more about it.
January
Pay attention. An interesting financial situation will arise.
February
You will interact with someone that likes you immensely. Don’t fuck it up.
March
A great opportunity will reveal itself shortly. Take it.
April
Stop masturbating before you hurt yourself.
May
Try going commando.
June
Go on an adventure today. You will find something valuable.
July
Stop bullshitting yourself.
August
Start being nicer to others, otherwise no one will go to your funeral.
September
You are wonderful and you should feel wonderful.
October
One of these days, if you steal something, you will be punished severely.
November
You are going to fail at something. Keep at it. You’ll fail at it more. It’ll be worth it in the end.
December
Don’t hold your pee. You’re going to get a bladder infection if you do.
