Beat him with a wooden plank. For best results make sure nails are still in it.
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Beat him with a wooden plank. For best results make sure nails are still in it.
You're going to be an excellent father/mother.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aragorn
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Originally Posted by Rainaa
Force him to watch Twilight.
He's only an idiot because he was caught, and if he had negative intentions, those too. I carry a knife(more like six) everywhere, even when I was in highschool. Granted, they were boot knives, some were hidden in a hollow I carved out in the soles of my shoes, and I even had a few belt knives(belt buckles and what not). But I carried mine because I like to and didn't plan on using them in any malicious way. I also didn't flaunt them about like a moron.
Only suspended? My brother got expelled from high school for bringing a knife to school. Whee zero tolerance policies.
A classmate of mine nearly got expelled just for picking a lighter up off the ground at school.
The system fails again.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueRose
A classmate of mine got suspended when his brother put his pet snake in his backpack and he never noticed until he got to school.
Can we have a round of applause for the American education system everyone!?