So, whenever I have a girlfriend or something

I should so get these on Valentine's day.

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CAUSE NOTHING SAYS “I LOVE YOU” LIKE A SLAB OF BEEF

[2].

Meh, you might as well go the full mile and get real cows hearts

If you have a real woman in your life, she'd be able to get regularly priced beef and shape it into a heart.


Made with love.


Good idea, though.

I would get it.

And make her cook them.

And they better come out perfect.

Or I'm dumpin' the broad.

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Originally Posted by Taaja Hart

If you have a real woman in your life, she'd be able to get regularly priced beef and shape it into a heart.


Made with love.


Good idea, though.

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But, this would be my present to her. Giving it to her to shape into a heart would defeat the purpose. D:

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I would get it.

And make her cook them.

And they better come out perfect.

Or I'm dumpin' the broad.

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Of course she'll be cookin' 'em. Unless they're being grilled.

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Originally Posted by TP

But, this would be my present to her. Giving it to her to shape into a heart would defeat the purpose. D:

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I'll put her ass to work on the grill.

I bet Christie would do it for me. :D

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Mildly frazzled.