For christiefries: Lyrics to 'Timekeeping'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=887-5bPJnG0

So Just to clarify: I've tried to translate the lyrics, but am bad at keeping the new lines in the rhythm. So Don't try to sing along. Or do so and record it.
Also, poffertjes are a Dutch kind of small pancake. Look them up, they are delicious.

LYRICS (kind of):

// I am the Czar.
// I am the government.
// My most loyal slave, father time.

// Time is poison.
// Deadly in overdose.
// I try to stop time but the needle keeps turning.

// It can take hours, watching the neighbours clock.
// Looking sneakily from outside the window.
// Sometimes I even dream I can operate the clock.

// I've got my own clock.
// I won't share it.
// Playing on the gameboy, with my dearest clock

// Pim-Pam-Pet I play, with it in my flat.
// (zero, oh five) (zero, oh six)
// It's so cozy, chatting with my clock

// Timekeeping, T-T-T-Timekeeping
// You'll get in trouble if you dont keep your time
// Timekeeping, T-T-T-Timekeeping
// I love Timekeeping
// It is the very best, fuck dem bitches.

// If the time is sought, give me a clock
// with a needle and such
// I'll wear it DOWN

// Oeehhh, I keep time on request
// I can even do it from a 180 crook

// A ticket i get, to a foreign country, Interesting different time.
// But I can't stand it!
// How irritating!
// I'm homesick for my own good ol' clocks in mah house

// Ugh, Check me peering at that timepiece
// I've got one on the wall,
// But also on the floor!

// Timekeeping is an art
// It's own kind
// And in a few years it will be an, Olympic sport

// For my tiny clocks i've got a
// stow-away briefcase
// And for the dirty ones a little Clock-dust
// brush

// And I don't eat no poffertjes
// unless you put on them, a little clock
// Drawn with a tiny pencil
// And pretend it is a clock.

// Timekeeping, T-T-T-Timekeeping
// And write the times down every moment you see it.
// Timekeeping, T-T-T-Timekeeping
// And on my own it's even more fine.

Thanks for this!!! ^_^