Every time I get a call from someone who dialed the wrong number

I scream at them that I am not Doug. I've still yet to figure out who this Doug guy is, but his buddy Jameson likes to send me pictures of football games and ask to see my tits.

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Originally Posted by Clirkus

Or demand a ransom.

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That's even better.

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Originally Posted by Clirkus

Fake it ;D

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LOL U ASSHOLE

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Originally Posted by Clirkus

I want to strike up a friendly conversation and see where it goes.

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That is a wonderful idea. Do it. :)

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Originally Posted by Antarctic Termite

That is a wonderful idea. Do it. :)

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But as soon as I say "Sorry, you've got the wrong number. Hey, do you--" they hang up.
#PainOfRejection

"Hi!"

"Hi."
"Uhhh. This isn't tomas."
"His mouth is busy right now, Call back later?"
"Tomas isn't gay"
"Wow. I mean he is eating. Also wrong number"
"You are a dick"
"Do call aga-"
*Click*

laughed for 30 minutes straight.

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Originally Posted by Hellis

"Hi!"

"Hi."
"Uhhh. This isn't tomas."
"His mouth is busy right now, Call back later?"
"Tomas isn't gay"
"Wow. I mean he is eating. Also wrong number"
"You are a dick"
"Do call aga-"
*Click*

laughed for 30 minutes straight.

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0.o -wheels in evil mind turning-

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Originally Posted by Hellis

"Hi!"

"Hi."
"Uhhh. This isn't tomas."
"His mouth is busy right now, Call back later?"
"Tomas isn't gay"
"Wow. I mean he is eating. Also wrong number"
"You are a dick"
"Do call aga-"
*Click*

laughed for 30 minutes straight.

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I'm not always brilliant. But when I am, I'm dazzling.

Haha, very nice.