Superhero/Medieval-Fantasy/Beach House Roleplay?

Apparently these genres tend to be popular, so let's combine them. The setting is a beach house. You can be someone from a medieval/fantasy world and/or someone with superpowers. I want creative people. Superman can only save the princess by winning a sandcastle competition so many times before that gets boring. I will allow everyone infinite characters...but only one at a time. Kill them off as quickly as you like (but don't kill someone else's without their permission.) Anything that can fit one of these genres is fair game and none of the characters think the situation is very unusual. Post length isn't an issue for me, but I will insist on proper punctuation.
Anyone interested?