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Originally Posted by KnightShade

This Sunday I bought a bag of cookies to last me the week. After having my dinner I sat and ate all of them. It happened again on Monday and today. I'm so glad I'm missing half an intestine.

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Inb4 Diabetes.
My diet has been changed to something healthier, so I can't do shit like that anymore.

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Originally Posted by Rainaa

Inb4 Diabetes.
My diet has been changed to something healthier, so I can't do shit like that anymore.

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I have a balanced diet though, I just ate 8 plums because I knew they'd go off.

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Originally Posted by KnightShade

I have a balanced diet though, I just ate 8 plums because I knew they'd go off.

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Yeah, but it's about the proportions you eat food in.

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Originally Posted by Rainaa

Yeah, but it's about the proportions you eat food in.

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I absorb much much less than other people so I get away with it.

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Originally Posted by KnightShade

I absorb much much less than other people so I get away with it.

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y is dis, you lucky motherfucker

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Originally Posted by Rainaa

y is dis, you lucky motherfucker

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I took an arrow to the small intestine