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So, I have a class that I need to wake up really early to get to, and often times I don't wake up early enough to get breakfast.

Food isn't allowed in the building, for whatever-fucking-reason. Like, there's no carpet in my fucking classroom. Even if I spilled something, it would take minute to wipe up, but whatevs. Like, the teacher is super anal (hurr) about this rule.

But me, being the fucking genius I am, have come up with a way around it.

CHUNKY SOUP.

IN.

A SOLID-COLORED BOTTLE.

Bring it on, college professors.

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Heh, nice

Clever. Though good luck be with you should the teacher somehow find out.

Tomato soup?

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Tomato soup?

Hopefully the people around you lack in either smelling prowess or tattling disposition.

Oh my god. Blend a whole roast chicken into that and like, five pudding cups on top of it, and you're golden.

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Originally Posted by ♠Ace♠

So, I have a class that I need to wake up really early to get to, and often times I don't wake up early enough to get breakfast.

Food isn't allowed in the building, for whatever-fucking-reason. Like, there's no carpet in my fucking classroom. Even if I spilled something, it would take minute to wipe up, but whatevs. Like, the teacher is super anal (hurr) about this rule.

But me, being the fucking genius I am, have come up with a way around it.

CHUNKY SOUP.

IN.

A SOLID-COLORED BOTTLE.

Bring it on, college professors.

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Who the fuck would make up that mentally challenged rule? In my University, food is allowed everywhere, in every building, for any reason. Even if you rather stick your foot long up your bum than eat it, then that's your choice. I always bring my lunch to class, sometimes diner.

Good thinking though.

I did this same thing with beer apple juice in highschool. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by vslayer

Who the fuck would make up that mentally challenged rule? In my University, food is allowed everywhere, in every building, for any reason. Even if you rather stick your foot long up your bum than eat it, then that's your choice. I always bring my lunch to class, sometimes diner.

Good thinking though.

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Especially in 4 1/2 hour science class with only 10 minutes in between the lecture portion lasting like 1 1/2 hours. How am I supposed to have my every 3 1/2 hour meals that way?