THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT PAC MAN!

http://edge.alluremedia.com.au/m/k/2...an_t-shirt.jpg

Derp.

I already tried explaining that once or twice.

Nobody believed me.

Wikipedia claims a different story, I say it's a goddamn cover-up.
-Ofc, in later parts, he meets a girl [also hopped on drugs], and has a kid, and a dog, and a family...

Then some wizard came by, said "Are you busy?" He said "no"

"Push that button with your left-hand."

That pretty much sums the entire franchise besides his cousin: Number Muncher.

I wasn't aware pac-man had an actual back story.

I thought it was about a 3/4 wheel of cheese eating baby-bell and running away from ghost shaped marshmallows.

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Originally Posted by vslayer

I wasn't aware pac-man had an actual back story.

I thought it was about a 3/4 wheel of cheese eating baby-bell and running away from ghost shaped marshmallows.

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It's not a offical back story, but look up Madness of Mission 6(aka what the picture is called)

In 1976, Cosmonaut Nikolai Peckmann was sent alone to an orbiting space station for what would be called Mission Six- to study the radiation levels and strange circumstances that killed all four crewmen of the last research mission. By the third day, Peckmann’s broken transmissions were coming back to ground control filled with increasing paranoia and delusion. He claimed that the spirits of the dead cosmonauts were coming to claim him, and that he had to keep moving to evade them. He shouted that if he could capture consume these spirits himself while he still had strength, he could move to the next level of consciousness…Truly the rantings of an insane man. Indeed, video recovered later would show Peckmann running around the confined but maze-like station, downing emergency sedatives like a madman….pausing in a corner momentarily, only to throw back vitamin pills and give chase to his invisible demons. He had exhausted the entire cargo of vitamins, pills, and fresh fruit well ahead of schedule…It was determined that another mission to recover any remains or gather any more research would be a waste of the people’s money, and the station was allowed to drift out of orbit and into space- a failure never to be mentioned again. It was ordered and assumed that all video and paper evidence had been destroyed.

Why does everything have to have a story?

IT'S A GOD DAMN YELLOW CIRCLE MAN EATING DOTS AND FUCKING UP LITTLE GHOSTS WHO CARES ABOUT ANY UNDER LYING PLOT IN THAT?

Lol, under the "Lying plot"

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Originally Posted by Foster

In 1976, Cosmonaut Nikolai Peckmann was sent alone to an orbiting space station for what would be called Mission Six- to study the radiation levels and strange circumstances that killed all four crewmen of the last research mission. By the third day, Peckmann’s broken transmissions were coming back to ground control filled with increasing paranoia and delusion. He claimed that the spirits of the dead cosmonauts were coming to claim him, and that he had to keep moving to evade them. He shouted that if he could capture consume these spirits himself while he still had strength, he could move to the next level of consciousness…Truly the rantings of an insane man. Indeed, video recovered later would show Peckmann running around the confined but maze-like station, downing emergency sedatives like a madman….pausing in a corner momentarily, only to throw back vitamin pills and give chase to his invisible demons. He had exhausted the entire cargo of vitamins, pills, and fresh fruit well ahead of schedule…It was determined that another mission to recover any remains or gather any more research would be a waste of the people’s money, and the station was allowed to drift out of orbit and into space- a failure never to be mentioned again. It was ordered and assumed that all video and paper evidence had been destroyed.

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