Get dat bitch a freakazoid.
Bitches apparently love freakazoid.
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Get dat bitch a freakazoid.
Bitches apparently love freakazoid.
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Don't forget candlejack.
Oh, hello traitor.
Freakazoid?
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Originally Posted by Darkshadowmark
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Meet Bob.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYuBDIWpvT4
Somehow less awkward that those late night vibrator commercials.Quote:
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0rTfQ7NEn4
"I bought one for a friend of mine."
If my friend bought me a fucking vibrator I wouldn't be friends with them anymore, that's weird.
How the hell does a miniature vibrator open up ANYTHING with a lover? It's something you either use to turn the boyfriend on or keep secret from him.
In my experience, Vibes are a great toy for BOTH partners, especially if you ask one to operate while the other does nothing. I don't know about you, but personallyQuote:
Originally Posted by Darkshadowmark
You know what? No. I'm not talking about my sex life with you people, this is fucking weird. What the hell is wrong with you?
Also, why the fuck were you wearing spandex THAT tight? You understand no-one wants to see your flaccid cock strapped to your waist right?
I'm not trying to be mean, but honestly, what were you thinking?
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Originally Posted by Turtlicious
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Originally Posted by Turtlicious
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/3/7/1/...ez_.svg.hi.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
There is a god.Quote:
Originally Posted by Turtlicious
It was the result of a 30 second search on teh googlez using just the word "Freakazoid". When I saw it, I knew, I just KNEW that Natsume would find it sexy.