Can I borrow 50 cents?
O.o Since when do you need a machine to collect sperm?
Why can't we just go all natural and use our god given hands.
inb4 worlds first sexbot.
I would not have stuck my finger in that thing...
YES. STICK YOUR FUCKING FINGER IN IT.
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I wonder if someone used it while it was all out in the open like that. I mean seems like it would be pretty god damn awkward.
Meybe not if you're in China.