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Welcome to Foxes News, unfair and imbalanced as always. We're here tonight, live, breaking a developing story concerning the long standing "The 'You're Banned' Game" thread. Shots were reportedly fired in downtown Spamopolis after local Judge Dredd lookalike and RPG moderator Guru closed the thread at 1:10 am EST. More tomorrow, but before then it's green, it's toxic, and you might be eating it for dinner. More on that at 4.
That Foxes newscaster guy sure does have nice hair.
My mom is making me get a haircut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whetfeather
IM LIKE 21 MOM I CAN CUT MY HAIR WHEN I WANT
I want that suit.
Also, I'm here for the traffic reports.
I only watch Foxes News for Genghis Conspiracy Corner
I like to watch it on mute. :)
It's all part of the scheme, these ambitious mods who want to see the downfall of any who would dare to act out against their whims. They probably staged the whole thing, planting these freepers in one of the well known neighborhoods of spam, and allowing them to wreak havoc. They knew the community would lash out against the intrusion. And once their scheme had been enacted, and the bait taken, they moved swiftly to shut down the 'hood, displacing dozens from their homes to now wander aimlessly through the streets.
The impact will have a long term effect, as it sends ripples throughout the surrounding communities. And even now, these mods wait behind the scenes, prepared to drag any who step away from the group into the dark confines of the void where they'll not be seen or heard from again. No longer do we get a fair trial. They've stripped us of our rights while we were distracted by these newcomers which they simply let slip across the border. And here we thought we were safe, that they were working in our best interests.
It is their own agenda that they care about. They'll bulldoze our entire city to build their utopia. I've seen it myself, this grand scheme. Heard whispers through the radio. Subliminal messages in commercials. The day of reckoning is upon us. The beginning is nigh. Do not be blinded by their propaganda!
I've suddenly forgotten where my tinfoil hat was.