Welcome to Foxes News, unfair and imbalanced as always. We're here tonight, live, breaking a developing story concerning the long standing "The 'You're Banned' Game" thread. Shots were reportedly fired in downtown Spamopolis after local Judge Dredd lookalike and RPG moderator Guru closed the thread at 1:10 am EST. More tomorrow, but before then it's green, it's toxic, and you might be eating it for dinner. More on that at 4.