In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning...
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be.
It scared me out of my wits; a corpse falling to bits.
Then I opened my eyes and the nightmare was me!
I was once the most mystical man in all Spamnia
When the modders betrayed me, they made a mistake!
My curse made each of them pay, but one little girl got away!
Little Children, beware! Turtle's awaaaaaaaaake!
In the dark of the night, evil will find Them!
In the dark of the night, just before dawn.
Revenge will be sweet, when the curse is complete.
In the dark of the night, THEY'LL BE GONE.
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning...
Tie my sash, and a dash of cologne for that smell.
As the pieces fall into place, I'll see them all crawl into place
Spammers, Spammettes, save face...
In the dark of the night, terror will strike THEM.... (Terror's the least I could do!)
In the dark of the night, my evil will rule...
Soon you will feel, that you're nightmares are real!
In the dark of the night YOU'LL BE THROUGH!
In the dark of the night, evil will find you!
In the dark of the night, terror comes too...
My dears, here's a sign, it's the end of the line.
Come my minions, rise for your master.
Let your evil shine.
Find them now, fly ever faster.
IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT
THEY'LL BE MINE!