The Dragons Damsel or "How to make a Dovakiin in three easy steps"

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Originally Posted by TripMyHop

Oh u Rusa, you big protective older sister. :)

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Baby, I know. ;D

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Originally Posted by Rusalka

Lol. Go home BlueMoon. You're drunk.

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Originally Posted by vslayer

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Hi vslayer :unibrow:

'Sup ;)

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Originally Posted by vslayer

'Sup ;)

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Oh hello V. When did you get here?

Just now. It seems I was late to the party.

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Originally Posted by Bluemoon277

Basic Plot~
In the tallest tower in the highest room there is a princess. Every nigth and everyday since she was fifteen the princess would wait for her hero. Though many valiant knights came all were destroyed by a dragon that guarded the highest room of the tower. Eventually the princess got tired of waiting for a hero. So, she became her own. The princess tried to escape time and time again. Every time the dragon would catch her, and then return her to her room. With every attempts the dragon began to know the princess more. Eventually he found he had fallen in love.

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Wow, I've never heard of the damsel in distress falling in love with someone other than the knight before. This is so original and fascinating, such a brilliant take on the old-fashioned story. It really says a lot about how you understand that gender roles are out of date and stuff.

/sarcasm

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Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Wow, I've never heard of the damsel in distress falling in love with someone other than the knight before. This is so original and fascinating, such a brilliant take on the old-fashioned story. It really says a lot about how you understand that gender roles are out of date and stuff.

/sarcasm

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In other words,

"Please put this as a 1x1 so I can present to you a paladin that is sure to slay your dragon, and save you from the tower."

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Originally Posted by Kill Bones

Somebody should rename this thread 'How to make a Dovakiin in three easy steps'.

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Only takes one.

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Originally Posted by PaladinFoster

Wow, I've never heard of the damsel in distress falling in love with someone other than the knight before. This is so original and fascinating, such a brilliant take on the old-fashioned story. It really says a lot about how you understand that gender roles are out of date and stuff.

/sarcasm

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It almost seems like a 13 year old wrote it!