The "Passive Aggressively Show Concern Yet Do Nothing" thread

Bitch about your friends, "friends", or people you hang-out with but secretly hate in here.

I kind of want to put this in Off-Topic, but lets see if Spam can follow rules first.

Rules: Post, don't comment, don't mouth-vomit, try to be vague enough that you could talk about someone on this site and get away with it. Seriously, this isn't your thread for a hugbox, or an emotional circle jerk. Stop in, post your story, leave.

Stop making shit up. Seriously. This is why every one of your stories is met with "WOW I BET THAT REALLY HAPPENED" or "FASCINATING STORY THAT DOESN'T SOUND MADE UP AT ALL". Too bad you're too dumb to realize people are mocking you openly to your face.

Also, you bring nothing to your relationship except the sperm you deposited in your wife in order to make your kid. Seriously. Your wife is better looking than you, smarter than you, makes more money that you, is nicer than you, doesn't lie like you, and actually tries to maintain a balanced budget in the house. You constantly berate her and treat her like shit in front of me and I'm fucking sick of it.

Let's see if this works.

We can talk about people here, eh?

I think most of the people in my school are morons. The guy who sits in front of me in my math class thought the president was elected every 2 years. He’s a senior.

Bitch please. Don't come in at 3am when I'm obviously sleeping and start watching a pre-recorded hockey game on your laptop at full volume. We live in a house. That means there are other places to do that shit. Oh, and don't set your alarm for three hours before you actually get up, either. And for heaven's sake, don't forget to turn the damn alarm off before you go shower. That beeping drives me fucking insane and forces me to get out of bed and search around for the right button on the damned contraption.

Please stop making me look like the bad guy. I still like you a lot but man we are a fucking wreck.
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I'm sorry I forgot to do the dishes.
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You're a fucking hypocrite.
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I'm going to miss you.

Too god damn vague, all the damn time. Just decide and make things clear, god damn it.