Spamnia: Tides of Change
Zed: You are a necromancer, a conjurer of corpses, teller of tales. You work with Hoodoo and Voodoo, people fear your work but respect you for your power
Walker: You have lived for a long time, your memories have corroded much like the armor you embodied. You remember very little about your past, and serve Toellner well.
Angel: You come from a far away land, and were raised in the mountains of Milk and Honey, people think you're a spy for the admin lands, and treat you with derision.
Jster: You work for Hank, one of his soldiers on his airship. Like all of his peons, you had to give up your original body, you survived the process, but a little madness seems to have crept through.
Jorick: You're a time traveler from a different dimension all together. That bone is your focus, a magical fetish containing the spirit of an intelligent velociraptor witch doctor. It's really complicated, as while you look human, you're actually a Pterradon, and used to flight.
Codex: You're one of Toellner's pets, a Minotaur he keeps under his castle. He is a fan of the classics
Dervish: You're a wind Elemental, a spirit of the Earth that tries to keep balance between the worlds. As magic and technology combine, you have become more and more wicked. Trying to stop technological advancement to save the Earth. No-one has the heart to tell you how impossible that will be.
Vena: You are a member of Hanks army, except the whole "Gender Neutral" thing has made you a lot more Cruel then some of the other members. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL DAMMIT!
Nat: You are Toellner's pet, created from the muck of the dark forest, you are a golem. You can only feel pain and misery, and live to inflict it upon others
Drago:You were Magic going in, and you were magic coming out. When you enlisted with Hank you almost didn't survive, but your tenacity and skills with Wizardry allowed you to hold yourself together, you are literally pure magic.
Foxes: Since you were little, you've been taught you were the best, you'll always be the best. The best at magic, the best at swordplay, the best at charm and wit. What you weren't taught, was humility. It shows through your actions, and you're constant shitty attitude, you also hate your Mother Sophistikit, head of MOD the secret organization you and Smiral work for.
KB: Foxes long time childhood friend, and a member of Foxes team. You and Foxes have trained, worked, killed, and partied together, and you don't think that will ever stop. You are also a demon that posessed a small child. As your power manifested the personality of that child died, and your personality took over. You are extremely grateful towards MOD for not wiping you out of existance, as the only way your species can breed is through the parasitic nature, making people uneasy around you.
Nargle: Born human raised by monsters, you have the insight to change rights for monsters across the world, while having the looks to keep humans easy around you. You're the mayor of Spamnia, and served your time in the recent wars. Bigots call you a blood traitor, as you try to call for peace. Your one of the only people who have a bust in this comic. Possibly the only one.
Smiral: You're a Quarter Monster, on your Mother's Mother's side. You're also 75% badass. You and your long time partner Foxes have been slaying Monsters, fighting evil, and being Agents of the nation for nearly 7 years now.
You're an imp, Toellner owns thousands of them. They pretty much all look the same, and are all named by numbers. You are #277 you will one day be #1, hopefully you get your shit together by then
You are strong, smart, and cunning. Inhuman in fact. You're not special you're the best human of all the humans. You eat your human food with your human friends, and your human wife. Yes, you are simply the best human on earth, with your human hair and that soft pink stuff where scales would be. You know, it comes from cows... Whatever it's called.
Yep, no Dragons here.
Val has been around since the beginning of spam, and probably before that, his memory banks contain architectures older then most people in the Land Of Spam. When asked who built him he'll bark, "Wasn't built, I was born boy-o, don't be an idiot." Any more questions about who he is or where he comes from gets only derision and anger in response.
Every Story needs a voice, and every person needs a place. Your place is here, your story is the story. Our lovely narrator might like to sing unoriginal Disney parody's, but we love him anyways.
Ishta chose to transcend humanity, to prove that all people are equal, that the inside doesn't matter. What matters is at your heart, Ishta is living walking proof, that even in strange times people can overcome any challenge. Not to mention his choice was either have his memories uploaded into the bot, or die a painful death.
He's gonna all the way down. Goin' down the bayou. Alph was raised by the pier and soon moved into the technologically advanced city, while some find his ways a bit backwards, none have the guts to say it to his face. Alph is the only way who can beat the bots at arm wrestlin' and Alph is the only one who can sing sweetly enough to raise the dead.
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A member of Veronica Slayer's... "Church." Esper is Veronica's right hand woman, not much is known about besides the fact behind the intellectualism, the looks, and the skimpy clothing lies a heart that's been curdled by the scorn of men, the lies of Veronica, and a seething passion for power
Clirkus is a Psion, a lieutenant for the constant roving band of raiders led by Hank the Tormented. Clirkus is relatively new, but none mention. They enjoy their own lives a bit too much.
When a man starts to mix magic and machinery he walks a dangerous path. When he starts to sacrifice pieces of his own body to improve his powers, he becomes odd. Hank was once a man, but as magic required more from him he started to shed his humanity, when his body couldn't keep up with the physical exertion needed for his experiments, he "upgraded" himself. Hank has given up on any idea of being "good" or "moral" only "efficient." Well, Efficient and pleasurable.
F & H are partners, and one of the many meta-sapiens in the world. Meta-sapiens are off-chutes of humanity, their species bred from Magic they generally have that magic in their blood, it being their innate nature. Hundred of Meta-sapien species exist. H & F work with Hank on their pirate ship, raiding towns and fleeing to the skies before any can give chase.