She wants the...

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Originally Posted by AwsonRew

An actual story I heard about those: some guy's ex-girlfriend kept his "replica" after they broke up and uses it even while she has a new boyfriend.

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Dicks look like dicks, it's not like she kept a plastic replica of the dude's face.

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Originally Posted by vslayer

Don't knock somethin' off unless you've tried it.

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I feel like you might've missed what I implied there

Or chose to ignore it

Or I'm so tired I don't know what the fuck I'm saying I give up goodnight degenerates

So are we going to see some Killboner or what?

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Originally Posted by Azarthes

So are we going to see some Killboner or what?

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I'm not legendary enough to be dex

Also I'm somehow still awake.

I hate insomnia

But that's okay

It hates me too

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Originally Posted by Kill Bones

I feel like you might've missed what I implied there

Or chose to ignore it

Or I'm so tired I don't know what the fuck I'm saying I give up goodnight degenerates

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I think you're just not insane enough.

Here, drink this suspiciously purple and glow-y substance.

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Originally Posted by vslayer

I think you're just not insane enough.

Here, drink this suspiciously purple and glow-y substance.

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stop trying to make me drink grif's cum

this is where i decide capitalisation at 12 am is for suckas

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Originally Posted by vslayer

TMI, friend, TMI.

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That's like this whole thread...

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Originally Posted by Kill Bones

stop trying to make me drink grif's cum

this is where i decide capitalisation at 12 am is for suckas

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You might start to grow tentacles in weird places.

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Originally Posted by Clirkus

That's like this whole thread...

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Yeah, yeah. Most of it half my fault, as usual.

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Originally Posted by Clirkus

That's like this whole thread...

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i feel like you didn't miss what i implied

but was i joking

do de de do do de de do do de do

twilight zone

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Originally Posted by Kill Bones

do de de do do de de do do de do

twilight zone

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I'm okay with this.