I feel it's wrong not to share this with you, Spam.

I'm using valuable homework time to give you this, but honestly, I think it's worth it.

Seriously.

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4...perware-party/

Dick Pound, wow the jokes he must have suffered all throughout his life.

Quote:

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Commander Flex Plexico

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This is the manliest name in existence.

Dick?



Pound.

Dick Pound Brown.

I so want a taser party

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019...ike-pussy.html

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Originally Posted by Cpt Toellner

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019...ike-pussy.html

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Jack Churchill and Audie Murphy.

Jesus fuck.